the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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