The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
