I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Randomize
