New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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