its not stalking. its research.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Randomize
