You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Randomize
