i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
the liver wants what the liver wants
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
