first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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