you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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