So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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