Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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