I can tuck mytits in my pants
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
There's always time for handjobs
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
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