I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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