Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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