People with herpes should wear stickers.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
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