okay pat passed out under dana's car
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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