Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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