if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
He kissed a someone with a penis
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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