OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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