oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
i drank out of a bidet.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Randomize
