They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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