Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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