YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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