But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
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