She's JV to your varsity
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
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