I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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