i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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