Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
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