I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I just found puke in my bra..
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
