I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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