pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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