Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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