fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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