I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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