problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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