Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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