He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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