the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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