sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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