It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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