So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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