did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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