What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
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