Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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