I am in a vortex of obligation.
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity�
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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