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At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
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