I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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