Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
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