its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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