Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Randomize
