I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
that's an acceptable place to lick
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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